I'll Tumbl 4 Ya: Archive

Nov 3rd

14,587 notes

This ain't no disco.

I ain’t got time for that now.

Jul 31st

Oh shit, I'm Fifty!

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Jun 15th

Apr 1st

16,654 notes

Today's lesson

If it’s early enough in the day, being told I’m in a bad mood is surely going to put me in one. Today has been awful and I’d call it a night if I wasn’t starving and in need of alcohol.

Mar 17th

Mar 6th

505 notes

On "FML"

I realize it’s overused. Just don’t use it in the context of “I’m too self-absorbed to do anything about it.”

Feb 21st

Jan 27th

Jan 12th

Rare (lost) Words →

Sarah Palin is pleased. tristifical - causing to be sad or mournful. eternitarian - one who believes in the eternity of the soul. cosmogyral - whirling round the universe. siagonology - study of jaw-bones. autexousious - exercising or possessing free will. nepheliad - cloud-nymph. gardeviance -chest for valuables; a traveling trunk. ictuate - to emphasize. senticous - prickly; thorny....

Jan 12th

27,317 notes

Jan 11th

Jan 8th

4 notes

Dec 31st

1,242 notes

In the new year

…I’m going to take less shit, and learn to speak up more.

Dec 31st

Getting mad isn’t going to do anything and may make things worse, getting even is far from my style. In these cases I generally resort to sarcasm, which doesn’t do much either but at least makes me feel a little better.

Dec 30th

I’ve never so dreaded the possibility I won’t be able to go to work tomorrow.

Dec 26th

HOLYSHITITSSNOWINGANDWEREALLGONNADIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE If you think so, please do. I won’t stop you.

Dec 26th

Yeah, so, um, yeah. Yeah.

Dec 26th

Watch

Much better than many of the originals. SRSLY. r03: Pop Songs + Thesaurus = Awesome

Dec 22nd

You would think that advances in technology would make getting up in the morning easier than it is.

Dec 21st

Dec 16th

394 notes

Internet, you fail me.

There is nothing on the internet today. I tried turning it off though, but I couldn’t help but watch anyway. Damn you, internet. Damn you to hell.za!

Dec 14th

Dec 12th

I keep erasing my tentative post here because my nonspecific anger at nonspecific people isn’t letting the words out right.

Dec 10th

uhhhhhhh...crap

Friend requested by de-facto bossperson. Do I friend or not? I think I’m sort of obligated and put the dude on a limited profile so he doesn’t see that I’m updating my status during the day … any thoughts?

Dec 10th

Burnt coffee > no coffee. Discuss.

Dec 9th

Morning can eat my shorts. Preferably the ones I’m presently wearing.

Dec 9th

First coffee of the day at 11:30 am … Oh my god it’s like my brain is finally in place. Oh caffeine I love you so hard.

Dec 8th

About this Obama bashing

If another president did exactly what Obama did it would be called “compromise.” I don’t have examples but it happens all the time. If there are people who are mad at the President for allowing tax cuts on wealthier Americans to remain, I bet the millions of folks collecting unemployment are just fine with it.

Dec 8th

Tumblr has a blackberry app

Maybe I’ll actually post now.

Dec 8th

Hey, weekends...

You mock me for your promise of sleeping late, general relaxation, and minimal work. Screw you, weekends. SCREW YOU.

Dec 4th

Dec 1st

It is more fun to watch others’ posts than to post my own. Just sayin’.

Nov 28th

Mistaken Identity of the Day: The Wrong Neil

thedailywhat: A “midwestern momma” named April Roller mistakenly tweeted award-winning author Neil Gaiman believing his account belonged to one Neil Patrick Harris. What happened next may have single-handedly legitimized the existence of Twitter for all eternity: Class act. [ensignau / cyn-c.]

Nov 6th

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