I ain’t got time for that now.

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

If it’s early enough in the day, being told I’m in a bad mood is surely going to put me in one.

Today has been awful and I’d call it a night if I wasn’t starving and in need of alcohol.

$600 per month? Yeah, that.

gloriousmadness:

ohmygerrika:

Lmfao, omg, subliminal message!

Oh, at least $600.

I realize it’s overused. Just don’t use it in the context of “I’m too self-absorbed to do anything about it.”

Meet the Nu boss. Same as the Old boss.

Sarah Palin is pleased.

tristifical - causing to be sad or mournful.
eternitarian - one who believes in the eternity of the soul.
cosmogyral - whirling round the universe.
siagonology - study of jaw-bones.
autexousious - exercising or possessing free will.
nepheliad - cloud-nymph.
gardeviance -chest for valuables; a traveling trunk.
ictuate - to emphasize.
senticous - prickly; thorny.
interfation - act of interrupting another while speaking.
nequient - not being able.
sparsile - of a star, not included in any constellation.
perantique - very antique or ancient.
vacivity - emptiness.
redamancy - act of loving in return.
starrify - to decorate with stars; to make into a star.